And now the remote is missing

No really, it's vanished. I remember having it Tuesday night, to watch NCIS. After that? I'm blank.

And apparently I also have lost the ability to read a calendar, because I scheduled a preschool class playdate for Tuesday the 21st. Go ahead, I'll wait for you to consult your calendar, which I clearly did not do. Yeah. After two of the other parents said to me today "I can't do Mondays" I thought "but it was supposed to be Tuesday?". Checked my phone, and sure enough - Tuesday is the 22nd.

Yesterday I lost (temporarily) our house key, and spent a frantic 15 minutes locked out and searching the car for it.

Must go and finish this coffee to wake up my brain.